Hedgehogs, on the other hand . . .
Fwaps
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:56, archived)

with great hairy nutsacks

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)