run... faster...

(Bogbean, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)

You see, there is definitely a Millenium Domo joke available.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:59, archived)

*cough*
millennium
( finnbar always employs the double tap, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:05, archived)

Don't talk daft,
that would spoil the joke.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)

everytime you kill a kitten
a cross country runner masturbates
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)

But everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten...
... so you're killing the kitten, which makes a cross country runner masturbate...

... but then they'll kill the kitten, which will make them or another cross country runner masturbate...

Oh Em Gee! There'll be kitten guts and cum everywhere!
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)

cum Paula Radcliffe's shit
( Paster of Muppets ate my goldfish, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:06, archived)

Yes,
she is.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)

I think that's more or less how a nuclear meltdown works.

(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)

!

(dognutz, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:29, archived)

The one on the left, who looks a bit like Kirsten Dunst
has a suspicious bulge in her pants.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:05, archived)

The one on the right has spacked legs.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 1:09, archived)