*live* kitten & puppy hangings awwwww not the puppies!!!

(tractorpirate I talk like a posh farmer., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:30, archived)

we get it, you don't like bush
at which point was i supposed to laugh?
( Sandwich ....Needles to say.....I.....took drugs, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:33, archived)

When he said
"mission accomplished". If you hadn't laughed before, that was your cue.
( mofaha : artichoke heart, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)

yesterday my random quote was "i love bush"

( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:34, archived)

LESBO!

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)

maybe, i certainly dont remember saying that though

( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:37, archived)

Heh.
 
I have to give another verbal reference for a friend of mine..

I probably shouldn't mention that she's got great tits.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:39, archived)

you should - guys love that.

( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:40, archived)

I'd still recommend her, regardless.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)

depends what you're recommending her for, i suppose.

( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:50, archived)

Heh.
 
Recruitment agencies are basically pimps.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:53, archived)

i think i prefer that idea to the reality

( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:57, archived)

Go on, you know you want to...

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)

It wasn't even a factor in me hiring her in the first place.
 
I'd been stalking her for years before that
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:04, archived)

I love your bush.
Specially when I wear it as a goatee.
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)

that's my merkin

( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:37, archived)

Ah....
I wonder why it tasted of spaniel.
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:38, archived)

you callin' me a daaaaawg?

( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:40, archived)

I was going to turn the dome into a giant oil refinery pumping oil secretly from america whilst no ones looking....
but im tired and my head hurts my feet stink and i dont love jesus
(i've been laying in the frost - working on my rusty car) *shivvvvers*

G'nite b3ta peeps n co

p.s. anyone know any good hosters?
p.p.s check out my "amazing" website www.SkUG.co.uk :)
( SkUG .co.uk is lonely :(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:36, archived)

nnight SkUG

( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 0:42, archived)

Does everyone think i work for somebody?
who the fuck would employ me?
i'm crap at what i do, it amuses me and well it amuses others.
yes i am a real girl and yes i have afadge and i doubt you would wear my pubic hair as any form of facial topiary as i am shaved, due to my crab infestation.
okay?
(tractorpirate I talk like a posh farmer., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:00, archived)

Please don't tip over. That would be very unsafe.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:02, archived)

oh gronkpan
im close to the edge anyway.
may as well.
ohhhhhhhhhhh wooooooaaahhhhhhhh
there i go..........
im gone........
my head is offically mashed up and i aint got a clue
(tractorpirate I talk like a posh farmer., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:05, archived)

PLEASE, DO NOT DO THIS THING THAT YOU ARE DOING. DO NOT. YOU NEED TO LEARN THE IMPORTANCE OF SAFETY.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:07, archived)

safety issues
gronkpan,
please enlighten me.
ive lost it and your putting my little head through turmoil.
please help me make it stop!
xx
(tractorpirate I talk like a posh farmer., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)

LISTEN TO CHIKE. HE IS HERE TO HELP.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)

eeeeekkkk!!
ok, i am now in the correct postion.
I love traccor pictures, they are my favourite.
ooooo i might decorate a traccor, one that'd be boss and get all them townie types out of my fields.
damn townies.
xxx
(tractorpirate I talk like a posh farmer., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)

y'whaaaaaaa?

( TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 1:08, archived)