I'm an old romantic really

( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)

*swoons*
i wanna see your gash*











*tattoo
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:49, archived)

I slipped on a dead frog once
and needed stitches.

Does that count?
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:00, archived)

You're shite at poems ;)
But the thought was there.

*butterflies* awww.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)

please?

( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)

No thank you.

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)

why not?

( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:01, archived)

I've already had it twice already today.

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:03, archived)

pffft naughty!
i asked you further down the board if i could be an acrobat in your circus but you didn't reply
( Aphex The Mink still needs a job, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:05, archived)

Sorry I didn't notice.
I shall kidnap you shortly.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:05, archived)

I've actually had over 30 published
That, strangely, wasn't one of them:P
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)

:D
I had a poem published once, when I was about 15. It was riddled with angst and nonsense.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)

I think all mine are about
Ancient marinated daffodils.
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)

For a rarther niché audience then.

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:58, archived)

I'm trying to remember now
who did the Wordsworth's Bliss of Solitude mixed with the car manual.

That was a classic!

Could have been William Henri
( riverghost needs a coder for a non profit site - gaz me., Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)