No, i'm not linking you to a version with nips.

I'm not Sorry if i ruined valentines day for anyone.
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Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:14,
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that guy has shit hair
i wouldnt have sex with him for that reason
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TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:15,
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I reckon...
...they'd make rather nice cushions.
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Vinyl Urinal Yay, it's the weekend!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:19,
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yeah but id prolly
wake up to find one stuck up each nostril
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lord Aerixis of Huffbuffington, all my work is now for sale!, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:20,
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Pffft!
You have to be careful not to get them mixed up with your jumpers for goalposts.
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Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:29,
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pfft!
nip 1 pearl 2, nip one pearl 2...
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PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:38,
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