From the desk of Robbie Williams...


EDIT: Since the in-joke went down like a leaden balloon
(cactusrob, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

PEOM!!!!

( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

PEOM!!!

( gravytrain is very, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

PPEEOOMM!!!!

( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

PPPEEEOOOMMM!!!!!!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

PPPPEEEEOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!

( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)

You guys are Tie-Fighters
AICMFP
( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

thais are ok
it's those malaysian cunts i can't stand
( gravytrain is very, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:52, archived)

Now I really do have
snot on my keyboard.

*licks off*
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:55, archived)

That's a bit rough
on the Malaysians.

Admittedly I was never a big fan of Dr Mahathir Mohamed or some of the religious nutters up in Kedah and Terengganu. Also that Anwar Ibrahim was a bit of a shifty cunt, but is now seen by the international community as a paragon of virtue.
I don't know much about Abdullah Ahmad Badawi since I have lost touch a bit with Malaysian politics over the last few years.

But, most of the people seem to be reasonably friendly, just like people anywhere else.
( F5 F5 F5 Don't listen to him. It's the beer talking., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

yeah i know but
i was just using their national proximity to thailand as a joke based on misconstruing the meaning of the word "tie", no offence meant really.

just don't get me started on the fucking laotians is all. now there's a right bunch of twats and no mistake
( gravytrain is very, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)

I guessed that.
But I won't hear a thing said about the land of my favourite food i.e. kari kepala ikan.

Mmmm.
( F5 F5 F5 Don't listen to him. It's the beer talking., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:19, archived)

Hmmm....
*rubs self with Johnssons Baby Laotian*
( Sonic James Doom Can't hummus... umm... yeah..., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

haha

( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

MOPED!

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

Sir Sir...Molesworth 2 just did some rude peotry!

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

haha


shakespeare, great wordsmith, dazzling playwright and peot extraordinaire!
( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

...and Spam is Laughing at me...
*Points*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

don't you mean
*pionts*
( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:44, archived)

*chucks board rubber*

( riverghost is not in at the moment to take your call, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:45, archived)

Clonk...
Sir Sir!
*Runs out in a Tiz*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

peom?

( Mr. Johnson Thursday is Squits day, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

What's a peom?

(Bonedwarf is the size of a lemon, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

It's the sound of a ricochet
when you're playing cowboys as a kid.
( DogHorse unleashed in your herb garden, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

'peyowm!'
i think you'll find
( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

^ this

( The Doctor, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

we always used to go
zi-tang!

but then i hung around with a lot of retards
( gravytrain is very, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:44, archived)

were you using japanese guns?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

haha ^ that

( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:44, archived)

OK,
it's the sound of a ricochet when 90nz0's playing cowboys.
( DogHorse unleashed in your herb garden, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:44, archived)

hehe

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

PEOM?

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

Peom!
*joins in*
( Droog Voila - le conversation a la parc., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

Peom
:D
( in vino veritas, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

more ning! *hugs*

( mugatu, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

Herro!
*hugs*
( in vino veritas, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)

:)

( mugatu, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

WHAT THE FUCKZORDZ IS A PEOM YOU NOBBER?

( The Doctor, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

ZLOLZ
PWN
( gravytrain is very, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

peom'd!
:D
(discomeats Julie Moult put a donk in my cement!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA RARTY.
PEOMPEOMPEOM
( mugatu, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

PEOM.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

oh look a truck full of instruments!
PEOM?
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

Robbie Williams
Was he the one in Good Morning Vietnam?
(Pachey, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

haha

( mugatu, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

Ah, the one that was on before 'This Morning with Nixon and Nguyen Van Thieu'?

( Leningrad, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:45, archived)

PEOM

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

You got 'poem' wrong
but remembered the accent on cliché?
( Leningrad, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

There is a reason....
Peom's a special joke going back to my english class. Becuase everyone used to write it. Thats how my teacher used to say it.
(cactusrob, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:44, archived)

An inside joke.
Excellent.

/goes back to bed
( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

hahahah

( mictoboy got uke? http://ukulele.mictoboy.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

Don't feel that you have to justify your Jazz-English to me!
Refuse to conform! The bastards will follow you, mark my words.
( Leningrad, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

It's also in the Molesworth 'Down Wiv Skool' Books from the 50's
You are Fully Justified Sir!
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)

It's from the desk of Robbie Williams...
what would you expect?
(cactusrob, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

haha
oh teh oriny
( Just Cunt you're all a big shower of shitty cuntdribbleCUNTS, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:45, archived)

You've spelt perm wrong.

(James Cupboard hates Phones 4 U, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

No no
I think he wanted to put Pootang really
( Piggers woo, married nearly 8 months, go team me!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:45, archived)

PEOM!

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

heh
well i chortled
( lordsaccharine aaaaall around my hat i will wear a tiny mammal, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:44, archived)

PEE OMG!

( Nick and his orchestra Look out!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:45, archived)

peom peom peom pompom
peom peom peom pompom
peom peom peom pompom
peeeooooom peompom pom pom pom
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

Is that the tune for PC Copper off of Bod?

( The Doctor, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)

i was thinking more badgers myself...
but then again i love teh badger cock so..
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)