Hey ho.
What a cheeky competition this is. Who would have thought of the idea of unlovely Vallingtime's cards? A sick mind, that's for sure!



From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:56, archived)

hahaha!
ace!
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

hahahaha
that is wonderful
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
best card ever.
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

i tried that and it didnt work :(
what am i doing wrong?
(Phaeron in your base since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

you may need to try a ha'f bottle of gin
or try Thunderbird or Buckfast
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

compo it

( mr horrible, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

pffffffffft!
this is 100% true isn't it..
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:57, archived)

Do an entire sex.
Excellent.
( sir_spicious2000 word made flesh. Assuming the word is 'sex-mong', Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

^^this, hard

( mutster101 fell over, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

hahahahahahahard

( Just Flange fuckbumble.tumblr.com - Another fucking foto blog., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

Hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks*
( Puromycin will be scraping his "special" underpants on, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

Bombay sapphire?
That's classy. I'm sure she'd do it for Tesco value vodka.
( in vino veritas, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

Yeah, but it's Vallingtime's day,
and if you're lucky you might get to do an anal.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

You're an incurable romantic
that's so sweet *wuvs*
( in vino veritas, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

*rubs hands*

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

as soon as I saw this compo i thought...
hmmm... wheelybird won this competition last week.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 10:59, archived)

I endorse this statement

( in vino veritas, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

What,
with entries such as this?


( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

Yes
With just such entries
( in vino veritas, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)

Or even
this?



Don't worry. That's me all reposted now. :)
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

PANS-O-PISS

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:11, archived)

:D

( in vino veritas, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:11, archived)

that is very creepy.
love it
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:15, archived)

You're a hopeless romantic at heart
'ning birdy. How goes life?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

Fine, fine.

I have a tinge of a cold. This is stupid because I've spent the last three weeks hiding away from the world indoors. Where would I have caught it from? Madness!
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

Same here :(
It's so unfair :( I have done nothing but consume vitamin C and I'm still all sore-throaty
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

You had Madness 'round your house?
What's Suggs really like, I know he comes across as calm and sophisticated, but what's he like in person?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

fairly much like that

( mr horrible, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)

He's like a mix between
Kate Bush and Ant from Ant'n'Dec.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:11, archived)

I love you Wheely :-D

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

Hurrays.


I am building a hareem of b3ta girlies. You can join up if you like. :)
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

If I shave my legs, chest and ass
Can I join?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

Well okay,
but I will have to take those bi-curious pills the doctor gave me first.
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

Better take five. I'm pretty hairy

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

Ooh!
I've never been part of a hareem before!
*joins*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:12, archived)

Hoorays.

That's... *counts* ...four of you now. :)
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:17, archived)

lol...
...that genuinely brightened up my otherwise dull morning.
( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

*wipes tear from eye*
bootiful.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

fantastic
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

a friend of mine did actually suck off another firend off mine in exchange for some chips
I regretted buying onion rings
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)