Always do a draft or two beforehand.


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( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

Hehe, it looks like that's written in blood.
blood is yucky.
( Save the cheesecake, save the gonz. Withered Bill, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

hahaha
i talk to kate moss on the phone all the time

usually just 'iloveyouihateyoumarrymeDIE'

any longer than that and they might trace the call
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

haha

( Just Flange fuckbumble.tumblr.com - Another fucking foto blog., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)

....and tippex just doesn't cover arterial blood does it?

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

Well pointed out.
A major reason for that drafting.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

..best to use somebody elses really...
That way you can start over without getting dizzy...

I Live in London, so Homeless are in plentiful supply...
*Brandishes Gore Spattered Quill*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

I was late to work today
cos I was standing on totenham court road laughing at a tramp's frozen corpse for half an hour.

Then I knocked one out onto his beard and went on my merry way.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

what I meant to type there was
use the blood of her kitten.

But wanking on a dead tramp seemed funnier somehow
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

It was.
I don't what's more of a turn-on tho... squeezing the blood for the kitten, or the frozen corpse...

hmm...
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

well
it is cold out today, so you could keep your cock warm by lubing with fresh kitten blood.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

oh fuck
that makes me feel a bit groo.
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

hahaha
nasty. I wish I'd thought of that before I went blind in one eye and had my pacemaker fitted.

*devises plan to steal blood from people without them knowing... using only a hose and a pin
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)

gah!
use a pen sideshow bob!
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

emo

( King Tubby the Ganja Smuggling Dub Ruler, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)