Sorry, too much Stella tonight....


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( Darklord, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)

But then!
He speaks his secret fear aloud, and she reveals that she has a large porn collection of her own and is similarly apprehensive. They decide on a mutually preferable arrangement in which they synchronously alternate between married life and extended bouts of furious masturbation, and both parties happily coexist for as long as can reasonably be expected.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:39, archived)

***Hunts for more pics***
to reenact the above story......

(with my trousers around my ankles!!)

;)
( Darklord, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:42, archived)

more conflict!
too much cooperation!
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:55, archived)

Eventually they fall out because he makes a disparaging remark about her sock fetish.
They have a knife-fight, and he is fatally stabbed. His dying words are "I leave everything to Silvia Saint".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:16, archived)

YOU'VE BEEN HAVING MY WIFE'S DEAD GRANDMOTHER


Her name was Stella.
( NobbyNobody 10 YEARS ON B3TA, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 2:50, archived)

Sorry, but Stella is a Hottie, and you know it?

( Darklord, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:20, archived)

( mofaha sitting quietly, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:25, archived)

Hahahahahaha
"Spaniels Ears!!!"

BRILLIANT, thats first time I've heard that one.... :-D
( Darklord, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:36, archived)

SurelyStella a classic.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 3:59, archived)

hehehe
nice expression on his face :)
(spinoza, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)