Please help me to decide which one to send her.




( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

The first, its beautiful

( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)

I concur

( Deck Swabbin' Droog is too piratey for crows, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

That's a load of shit!
His dog is crap.
( riverghost is completely halibut, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

no, you gotta use bovril
not marmite


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)

Nope
even tried crumbling OXO under mi foreskin and wrapping my knob in bacon.
( riverghost is completely halibut, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

Now that's an act
that the Jewish can only DREAM of doing...
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

You;re obviously smearing the wrong kind of dog food.

( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

you need to smear something?
i've always got on fine without
( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

Tip of the day
Cesar down the jap's eye.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

et tu, bellend?

( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)

haha

( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

ROSES ARE KIND
BUT VIOLETS ARE BITTER
DON'T WARN YOUR MUM
TONIGHT IT'S THE SHITTER
( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)

pffft!

( Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)

*jealous*

( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)

Don't be.
His mum's arse is like the channel tunnel.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)

Full of illegal imigrants?

( Carlossus is waiting, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

..and dead seamen
Sorry, wrong joke.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

haha!
now getting big snow.
bugger!
( god save the queen wouldn't know an AT-ST if it bit me, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)

*jealouses*

( Deck Swabbin' Droog is too piratey for crows, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)

first one
for defo!
( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)

THERE ONCE LIVED A MAN CALLED ADAM
WHO IF HE SAW A YOUNG BOY HE WOULD HAVE 'EM
THEN ONE DAY AT THE DOCK
HE TRIPPED ON HIS COCK
CAUSING IT TO GO RED AND BLEED AND GO ALL MANKY. YUCK - MANKY DICK! MANKY DICK!
( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)

Hahahahaha

( SugarSpunSister Any Plymouth b3tans?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN CALLED MUGATU
WHO COULDN'T GET IT UP WHEN HE TRIED TO
SO HE SHOVED HIS HEAD DOBBER
DOWN THE TIP OF HIS KNOBBER
AND NOW HE RAPES GOATS
( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

have you been reading my diary?

( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

there was a guy called Adam
whose favourite haunt was Clapham
into a whore
his man juice would pour
and if they were skinny, he'd snap 'em
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN CALLED TETSUO
WHO WITH ADAM, THEY MADE A GREAT DUO
THEN ONE DAY AT EIGHT
THEY MET UP AT THE GATE
AND TOUCHED EACH OTHERS WILLIES AND GOT THIER FIRST ERECTIONS AND GOT ALL GIGGLY THEN RAN AWAY.
( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

hahahaha

( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

ha ha ha!!
stop making me waste my posts!


8
but not this week chaps!

EDIT: YES PLEASE 4DAM! *lubes*
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

We could do a joint naked post,
perhaps having ACTUAL penetrative sex?

Yes?

Say yes

Yes?
( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

IMPOSTER!
you're not 4dam!
( Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

you could meet half way up the country
and do it up a tree. Ironman will have to be the sponge because he has a bigger cock and that's what we want to see. But you'd better give him a reacharound.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)

THERE ONCE WAS A BOY CALLED ANDY
WHO'S LEGS WERE ALL BUCKLED AND BANDY
SO HE WENT TO THE DOC
WHO SNIPPED OFF HIS COCK
AND NOW WE ALL KNOW HIM AS MANDY
( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)

100% FACT

( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

hahahaha
brillogs
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha!!
:P
( Ironman tetsuo and your sister, i think her name's Deborah, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)

roses are red
windows are glass
i'm going to fuck you
in your slack arse
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)

roses are red
pebbles are rock
get on your knees
and nosh on my cock
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)

roses are red
violets are rank
tonight will you give me
a soapy tit wank
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)

Roses are red
manure is brown
I'm currently raping
Your son who has downs
( Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)

hahaha

( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)

I like this one.

( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

Roses are small
Violets are big
Go ask your mum
if she fancies a frig
( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

hahahahaha
I look at the fields
I look at the sky
please put your finger
in my japseye
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

Roses are red
Ivy is twisted
Bend over bitch
You're going to get fisted.
( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

Roses are red
violets are red
in fact everything's red
i probably shouldn't have sexed my own eye-hole
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

.
Roses are red,
from the blood spatter
your the twelth whore
i'll have killed with my hammer.
( Carlossus is waiting, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)

hahahah

( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)

violets are blue
roses are red
I'm pogging your grannie
who's 18 months dead.
( mofaha : standing in the shadows at the end of my bed, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)

roses are red
flowers are flimsy
take off your knickers
and show us your mimsy
( Hummel thinks you should be in advertising, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

Roses are red
Leaves are green
I like your legs
And the bit in between
( canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

Do you really say 'glarse'?!

( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)

no, i say 'glass'

( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)

You either say glarse, ass or that doesn't rhyme

( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

i say 'glass' no 'R'
but it rhymes with 'arse'

sometimes it rhymes with 'ass' but mostly not
( mictoboy b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post240894, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

i do.
although slack ass would still work
/donkey fucker blog.

i'm not a donkey fucker,
i'm a donkey fucker's mate,
i tried to woo the donkey
but it wouldn't take the bait.
( god save the queen wouldn't know an AT-ST if it bit me, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

me too

(Apart from the edit OBVIOUSLY!)


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

roses are gray
violets are gray
i'm colourblind
and you're a crap shag.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

haha

( mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)

Ah, the old smearing dogfood round your bellend trick

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)

Yep
Oyster sauce for the kitties.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

The first.
The use of the word 'poo' in the second one could bring her to question your maturity.
( Sea Tramp tedious Derby list results now in my profile, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

...or that of my sister
preferably.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)