This is where I'm buying all my Valentines gifts this year

( Roland E O'Dorant has NEVER raped John Leslie, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)

pfft!
I thought that the 'phones' was a tag for a minute there.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

Aha- maybe it is...

( Roland E O'Dorant has NEVER raped John Leslie, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

Or, at the very least,
will be!
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

*seductively removes t-shirt with a rich tapestry of dancing and curious tap dance like manouevre involving a traffic light relay box*

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

*Chooses to misread your aha reference*
*Cries wolf*
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

*takes picture of his willy*

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)

So you can see it?

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:31, archived)

Oh lay off poor

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

*Buys*
*uses*
( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

*uses*
bye!
( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

*used*

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)

class

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

*challenges your slag*

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

you`d need to find it first

( Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)

fron fron fron fron

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)

blsat fron teh psat.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

hmm.. where did kallus vanish to
he was great

.. spores spores spores
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

with one of those
you don't need a girlfriend
( Neon Blue is death to cars, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

that's a big cunt!

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)

woosome

( King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)

Cillit BANG!

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

lol...
...I like this, not only cos it's well done but the use of the word cunt in such a blunt way is hummus.
( sock what do say?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)