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( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:40, archived)

Cor!
That's an offer that cannot be refused :)
( in vino veritas, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:40, archived)

hello dear lady
I have a request, should you care to hear it.
( mr horrible, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)

easy there
anyone still broken?
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)

everyone has now gone home
and all is quiet. You ok?
( mr horrible, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)

How long have you been waking up?
My guitar is out of tune
( davew27, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)

what are you rabbiting about?

( mr horrible, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)

Your sig
My guitar
( davew27, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)

still hungover
really
and my flatmate is a cunt
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)

why?

( mr horrible, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)

apparently I pissed him off
and the best revenge he can get is pasta sauce and my window
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)

I would love to hear it
:)
( in vino veritas, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)

I wondered if you would care to do something with
the profile shot of me that Cheeky has just uploaded onto flickr. Pweese?
( mr horrible, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)

I have already done something with it
I have printed it out, laminated it (for easy wipeability) and it's in the bathroom for later.

*beams proudly*
( in vino veritas, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)

/wonders about the wipeability and bathroom :-)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

blimey, that's honorification!
no one's ever done that with a picture of me :(
( mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)

COR! naughty naughty Verity :)
I was thinking something more artistic.
( mr horrible, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:50, archived)

Vector? Sketchy thing?
Tattoo on my heart? :P
( in vino veritas, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)

anything you choose

( mr horrible, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)

Okey doke
I shall see what I can do :) It might not be a masterpiece, but I'll try!
( in vino veritas, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)

can i light up your LED and twiddle your screw?

( mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:50, archived)

Um
no thank you
( in vino veritas, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)

pah
you said it was an offer that couldn't be refused

bloody wimmin
( mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)

Winner
Roses are red
Cabbage is green
Format my hard drive
And I'll degause your screen
:)
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)

ooh I say!

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)

Daisies are white
hedgehogs are prickly
I'll get the mayo
And lets get all sticky:P
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

haha!
oh dear
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

Cheers,
i'll be using that one.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)

hooray!
please
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)

likes
is flickertastic
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)

Please do!

( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)

heh
nicely done
( rogan, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)