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( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)

hahaha
that's brill

*prints out*

woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:46, archived)

Haha
deliciously evil
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:46, archived)

Pfft
I remember hearing about a guy who wanted to have written in the sky 'Will you marry me'.
He found out it cost £5000 to do. He was really shocked by this but the rep said 'look, it's amazing
to see. We're doing it for someone else so come down to place X at time Y and you can see for yourself'
So at a nice field near place X at time Y he's having a nice picnic with his girlfriend...
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:46, archived)

and...
?
( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

He doesn't have to pay
cos someone else already did.
( in vino veritas, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

I thought there was a punchline coming
I may just be thick
( b3th The Wicked Witch of the West Country, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)

That is entirely possible
...And the barman said 'why the long face'

Better?
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)

...but the eagles, being discreet,
said nothing.
( nhojjohn one for the recovering ironics, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:56, archived)

Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely place,
'cos we're livin' it up at the Hotel California....
( giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)

Sensible man.
I can't help but think that, unless you are stinking rich, spending a large chunk of money on a gesture is a poor way to start into a life of shared resources.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)

^this
you old romantic you
( drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:01, archived)

I made my wife's wedding ring myself by hand
I also made our wedding cake and, despite getting hung up in a cave by it, I have not let go of my wedding ring (which my wife made for me) since she put it on my finger. When I had it mended after the caving incident I found a jeweller who was willing to let me do the work under her guidance.

If I'd spent £5k of the house deposit on a proposal I think Jim would have kicked my arse.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)

How deliciously tight.
Hahahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

Yeah
Made me think 'Class'
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

pffffft
hope they didnt use names
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)

Well I think the plane was called
RZ-3509
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)

hhhm, thats French isn't it?

( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)

Actually it's English
And I used to regularly jump out of it at 12k feet:P
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)

Oh ok
the accent threw me
( Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)

The only reg i remember is a wee piper
PA-IZ
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)

haha
cheap skate genius
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)

Hahahaha!
Thats some incredible sales technique.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)

Except that
in reality sky writing is really shit. if you're after lovely red arrows-esque smoke trails written in the sky spelling any thing more than 2 letters you're on to a loser.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:59, archived)