I know, I know,
Repost, bandwagon, this, that, the other... :)

The screenwriters eventually decided that maybe a spoon would have more appeal.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

another repost for the compo
It was decided that Bond's "Femidom Perignon" just didn't fit in with the 'wild' image...

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)

femidom
aaaarrrrgggghhhhh.

The scariest contraceptive device Ive ever been unfortunate enough to encounter.

Do they still make them?
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)

I think so
Terrifying concept that they are.
Windsocks for fannies!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

too small for me as well

( thebear Wanna buy a dodgy watch guv?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)

you're only supposed to put your winky in it!

( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

it was the fact that they may already be in place
way before the event that was truly scary.

I thought the poor girl had a desease.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

ever got close-up
to an IUD? Now THOSE scare me. Femidoms are just unsexy.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

and
condoms are?
( thorpe, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)

also unsexy.
less so than femidoms I think.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:42, archived)

probably
both passion killers

which is probably why we're expecting a baby in a month
( thorpe, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

has
anyone tried a femidom and a condom at the same time... I think that would be funny
(doktored, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 16:01, archived)

but you dont see the IUD protruding from the entrance.
Also spoils the eating experience.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

no, you don't see it during.
They're still fucking scary things to imagine having put inside you. Mmmm, spiky!
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:44, archived)

but you have the added bonus of being
able to pick up radio on them.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

quite off putting to have wogan on
when you are on the job though.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

you need to twiddle the
tuning buttons.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:49, archived)

my fingers arent that long
: )
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

invite a friend to help
;)
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)

couldnt do that,
all my friends have got fat suasage fingers.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 16:02, archived)

give me a call
i have slender fingers
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 17 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)

*gag*
That does not sit well as a thought...
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:48, archived)

i belive thay do
as it is a non latex alternative to condoms.
for those with a allergy to latex.

still looks as though it'll feel like shagging a bin liner though.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)

Doctor, you prescribed me on a course of two to be taken daily
for the next five months.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)

I'm rolling out the reposts for this compo...
cos I ain't gonna get a chance to tattyplop until Monday. Forgive me, do!


The gonch became the symbol of order in the boys' meetings: holding the gonch conferred the right to speak. Even Jack was convinced of the need for order: "We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're English..."
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)

ha ha
super
(Mattyboy, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

laughed, i nearly fell off me ladder
wow yay hoopla hey!
(arcade, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

hooray
and guppy sizes!
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)