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[challenge entry] dna test! dna test!


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(Tyraen, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Ooooh
Its like Jeremy Kyle...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)
# note:
all men secretly believe they are not the fathers of their supposed children. dna tests are meaningless when confronted with drooling, mewling shit machines.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)
# I have quite
a sad story about that. Suffice to say I have a 23 year old son. Her (his tramp of a mother) family did not want me near her when I was a pennyless waster back in the day. I'm not short of a few bob now. Guess who's coming to dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:18, archived)
# like they say "you can choose your mates"
"can't choose family"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:22, archived)
# never a truer word
but I have the best family in the world, shame these strangers want some of that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)
# oh yes... my brother finds himself in a very
similar position now...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL has been nicking oldpoints wifi since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:26, archived)
# hypnotise him, have him rob banks for you.
i always wanted a zombie slave, this would be close.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:30, archived)
# An excellent solution sir!
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:31, archived)
# haha
you arse. Come and live with us, I'd rather have you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:35, archived)
# haha, that's doubtful.
people claim i'm moody and difficult, assholes that they are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:40, archived)
# cockmunchers the lot of them!
oh, no cats allowed. All other forms of evil accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 2:44, archived)