The truth hurts :¬(


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( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 12:57, archived)

i wouldn't be so sure of that.
*unzips*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 12:58, archived)

that's the beauty of hookers
good old hookers
( gravytrain, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:01, archived)

Arf
Turning 40 isn't a pleasant experience but it's the age when you become wise, so at least you have that to look forward to!

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:01, archived)

Hahaha,
'twould make a nice change to be wise :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:02, archived)

It's great!
Everything sort of falls into place in your head while everything heads south on your body.

You will also turn into a grumpy old man :)
I'm not helping am I?

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:05, archived)

*grumps*

( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)

*sauces*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)

YAY!
Even betterer!!!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)

MILF! *points*

( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:05, archived)

*Clicks*
...Copies, prints, sends*
( Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:02, archived)

I need a wife for that?
No wonder I'm not getting any
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)