Perhaps hiring that Nigerian typist wasn't a good idea...

( The Great Architect, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:54, archived)

ZOMG TEH WORDZ
/ac
( SexFace!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)

What exacly does
/ac mean?
( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)

Anal Cunt

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)

Righteo
Thanks.
I'll go and ponder over this for a while.
( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:58, archived)

wait, come back, you poor dear.
it's actually "autocomplete," as in you're typing something in the subject line that you've typed before.

i'll go tell mister muppets to sit in the corner and think about what he's done.

/doesn't
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:00, archived)

Ah, thankyou!
I have discovered that Anal Cunt is a band, they seem rather nawty.
( Logiconor 'A bit of a tit' since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:02, archived)

Drat! The name's taken?
I hope Assflange isn't take yet. :(
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)

indeed
they go by the name of AC every now and then, because Amazon and the likes won't sell them otherwise
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:07, archived)

Sure they haven't just dropped the DC?
copycats...
(LandmineCat 's board sig, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:15, archived)

I'm always thinking about what I've done.
Usually with a big fat grin on my face :D
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:02, archived)

I had to ask the same question
It's "Auto Complete" so you start typing and something else appears that you've typed before so you choose that instead, usually for comedy value or just because you say it a lot :)
( SexFace!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:01, archived)

Ah yes Anal Cunt
Who can forget their seminal "I sent concentration camp footage to America's funniest home videos"?
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:01, archived)

This never fails to make me laugh, because I am bad.

"I snuck a retard into a sperm bank" is another favourite.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:03, archived)

hehe
the titles are usually funnier than the music though
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:08, archived)

Aye, although some of the tracks (the ones that aren't grindcore) are funny in their own right too.
And if it's funny song titles you're after, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impaled_northern_moonforest, their side project, is also good, especially if you're familiar with black metal.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:24, archived)

Ha, yes!
I know that one ;)

"Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain"

I also like that picknick of love album
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:29, archived)

"I Respect Your Feelings as a Woman and a Human"
I don't think I've got the album but the titles are great!
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:35, archived)

It's a bit winey sounding throughout
but nontheless very funny
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)

I GOT ATHLETES FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKES!

( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:21, archived)

I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)

Yes words,
but TOP HUMMUS!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)

arf!
woo!
( DUM4S5 =], Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)

Looks like I picked the wrong thread to jack!
b3ta.com/board/6884211

big woos!
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:56, archived)

what i like is all those people
signing up to a government petition. with their names, address's etc... why do they need names and address's? oh yes,, so as they can match IP numbers to people who have been sending nawty emails.
( TBL facebook is not a substitute for real life, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)

I put my address as
"yeah, right"

fair enough, they have my name and one of my email addresses, but who cares?
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:07, archived)

Well done,
your signature is now listed as 'possible fake' and may be removed from the list.

It wouldn't surprise me at all
(NEIN ., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)

fuck them. it's a valid email address.
tossers.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:19, archived)

hahahahahahaha!
Thanks Wordy :)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)

haha, 419 scams are just plain adorable these days.

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:58, archived)

I like this.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 21:59, archived)

Bahahaha
These scams were posted in an American tabloid--the ones that talk about bizarre world phenomenons as opposed to celebrities--I guess you can't make this up.
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:01, archived)

You hold the title for:
"The Great Architect's favourite username of the moment" award
( The Great Architect, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:03, archived)

Thanks!
I thought of it two years ago, abandoned the account, the used it again and thought..."Jesus did I smoke a lot of weed in 2005 or what?!?!?"
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:07, archived)

*replies back*
Yay!
( in vino veritas, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)

*glomps*

( The Great Architect, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:05, archived)

Yay
*returns glomp*
( in vino veritas, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:11, archived)

still in its original packaging?

( The Great Architect, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:13, archived)

Not for resale
sorry :)
( in vino veritas, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:38, archived)

i presume everyone's seen this by now, but anyway
scambaiter's parrot sketch
( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:05, archived)

I hadn't!
that's ace!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)

Excellent work.

(NEIN ., Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:06, archived)

Woo and Yay
Cyber people of Britain dot com,

This is your prime minister here, virtual hand gesture, shiny hard-drive, smiley emoticon. I have now read your 1.7 million emails. I had a bit of trouble, I couldn't make the smiley paper clip thing go away, so I have made him minister for Northern Ireland.
( worldwidewardy I remember when all these internets were fields, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!
fantastic sire

( Mushroom, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)

hah
the hummus is strong in this one
( Mungey the clown http://www.myspace.com/welcometotheindustry BAND!!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

Typical Tory
Don't know a good thing when you're on to it. Keep reading the Dail Mail.

Come on. Everyone loves Tony.
(Carling in a Stella glass Sky high and six thousand miles away, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 0:44, archived)

I wouldn't even wipe my arse on the Daily Mail

( The Great Architect, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 8:39, archived)

luvverly...
..
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)

Oh dear me, satire can be so cruelly accurate.
Well done. Have a peerage.
( Vladimir, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)