I GOT ATHLETES FOOT SHOWERING AT MIKES!

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:21, archived)

I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)