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( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:02, archived)

bindun

( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:02, archived)

?
I thought that was a speedboat (although I dont get that joke)
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:04, archived)

meh
i am a degenerate monocellular organism, why ask me
( Dont point it at your face or grandchildren, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)

ni
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:07, archived)

speedboat, grater
same thing
( knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:07, archived)

really? how do you grate cheese with a speedboat?

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:14, archived)

get some really BIG wet cheese.

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:19, archived)

That's what makes it a pun silly!
... I think
( knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:20, archived)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's daughters?
No, neither has he.
( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:07, archived)

hahahahah
nice! :)
( mictoboy, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:09, archived)