second fastest


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)

hull!
hull!

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:32, archived)

ha
worst challenge ever this week?
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:33, archived)

i agree

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)

shite

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)

BEST EVAR!

( mictoboy, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)

nah
offensive in 5k was tops
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)

ok
second best EVAR
( mictoboy, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:43, archived)

people always say that
but now i think they're right
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)

i'm sure this is said
every time a new compo is announced
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:36, archived)

it is
but this is very poor, no offence, but ffs, where is the challenge
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)

yeah, not much
thought went into my one. it was just think of a joke that no one else has shop it. i wouldn't be surprised if we ended up with a load of sick joke book reposts
( the.jokl is fed up of her fucking face, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:40, archived)

moi aussi
i thought i'd better spluff one out quickly before anyone else did that punchline
i don't think i'll do any more
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:46, archived)

hahahah

( mictoboy, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)

It needs
A cheese grater and a speedboat.
( knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:36, archived)

failing that how about a speedgrater and a cheeseboat?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)

I'll take 10

( knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:44, archived)

Greased Cheetah and a bled stoat

( Farmer Geddon Un-necessarily deferring to religious sensibilties, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)

sounds like
19th century abortion equipments
( mr spoons, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)