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[challenge entry] A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day
The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show that...

Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervais with mild green, hairy lip squid!

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Which bit of "Just the Punchline"
did you fail to comprehend?
(I helped save b3ta! The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:18, archived)
# The picture is just the punchline.

(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Yeah but the competition isn't "write jokes and then replace the punchline with a picture"

(I helped save b3ta! The SexFace of Christmas Past Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:21, archived)
# who cares
apart from you
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Lime green hairy lipped squid:)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:19, archived)
# mild?

(I helped save b3ta! Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:23, archived)
# hans that does dishes is as
soft as gervais
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# with mild green
hairy lip squid
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# hahahaha
Glad you cleared that up for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha

fucking.....brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# ...
1172095880?
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# *spang*

(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Ha ha
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent
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