A man walks into a pub
And says to the barman "A pint of lager and a packet of
helicopter flavoured crisps please".

The barman says "I'm sorry, we don't do helicopter flavour".

The man replies "Ok then - I'll have

"

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)

hahahahaha
lovely
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)

You've GOT to laugh at all these, haven't you?
=D
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)

no
i am laughing at the funny ones
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)

on toast!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)

Haha.

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)

pfft!

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)

Arf

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)

:)
lose the joke, it's a nice image on its own
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)

^ this
with knobs on
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)

I didn't
think enough people would know the joke for it to work.

This compo is RIS central.
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

maybe not
but it makes for a good image even if people don't

*clicks for teh win*
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

Cheers mate.

( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

I'm RISing all over the place
I only get half of them.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)

Same here.
Except it's more like a tenth.
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)

You are a one man judge and jury
AICMFP

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)

no
just talk as much as the next person.

My opinion is irrelevent.
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

simply satisfying!
woo yay!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)

thia made me tee hee
:)
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)