There once was...


There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(Mr Wimble, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)

'punchline'

( mictoboy, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

Ginger cunt.
Stop picking on Mr Wimble.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)

fat hippy
i wasn't picking on him
i was merely criticising him
( mictoboy, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)

You're just jealous
because he's a grown-up, with a grown-up name.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)

my name implies immaturity
but i'm secure enough not to go around changing it every five fucking minutes
( mictoboy, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)

!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)

*makes image of if ear was a cunt, fucking it*
*compos appropriately*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)

*ponders the appropriateness of the last line of a poem being considered a joke*
*eats cereal*
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)

I think in most limericks, it's basically a punchline.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)

I will buy a drawing board to go back to..
thought limericks might have been considered jokes.

Will try again though!
(Mr Wimble, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)

That's a lie

( P3te http://www.b3ta.com/links/Paint_It_Black, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)

.
i love it when wimmin say cunt. gives me the fakin 'orn
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)