Did you hear about the fortune teller who left his hand down his wife's knickers?


*runs, again*

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)

i don't understand, yet i still approve

( Leningrad, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

*thanks him for approval*
*points at filename*
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:42, archived)

oh god
hahaha
( Leningrad, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

oh god i wish i didnt understand this.
oh god. woo.
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

Thanks!

( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:44, archived)

but if he was a fortune teller,
why would he have to get his fortune read?
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

Perhaps it's like licking an anus*,
you can't do your own, you have to get someone else.

*has idea for compo entry involving pp3 battery
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)

pffff

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)