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( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)

Dae?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)

?

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:45, archived)

I
Don't


Understand
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

I'm gonna get it
just have to strain the cell just a little more
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)

Whats green
has eight legs, and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree.
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)

Four fortnight-dead babies
covered in aids infected needles?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:50, archived)

Four candles

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:52, archived)

don't they usually have 6 legs?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, archived)

"Not dead,
just resting?"
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)