'Ning all


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From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:43, archived)

1172104815????
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( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)

I should put a sign in the background that says "No String allowed"
Get it now?
( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)

string?
/thicko
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)

"I'm a frayed knot!"

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:11, archived)

if it's a "pint and a mop" joke, it's bindun

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:45, archived)

I'm afraid not
Hint Hint..
( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)

That's a funny knot.
But I'll let you off as it's one of my favourite old jokes.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:48, archived)

Easiest thing to shop when i typed "frayed knot" into google images

( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:49, archived)

It's not the frayedness, it the knottyness that's missing!
You need a good sheepshanking :P
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)

The only actual knots i could find
were attached to peoples socks, as the griped on their blogs about how they got a frayed knot in their soc etc.
( Popidge Was skiving off Work/College on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:54, archived)

I'm a frayed knot...
well it might be...
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)

haha
my favorite joke evar!
( Paintmash, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:46, archived)

woo
one of the few jokes I can ever remember!
( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:47, archived)

Whats knot to get
twisted
(ViolationCream wobble shaft, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:52, archived)