quick and dirty...
...like your mother



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( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:13, archived)

david tennant who?

(Mango Bollocks, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)

quo?
?
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:20, archived)

my mother isn't quick.
She was a hole in the heart baby and is resultantly hardly what one might call agile.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:14, archived)

 
www.b3ta.com/board/6888810
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)

dammit
I was out at the time
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:19, archived)

Like it matters.
 
Every rendition's gonna be slightly different..

F'rinstance, there was another 12-inch pianist on the first page, too.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:21, archived)

haha!
yes
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:17, archived)