Why do elephants have big ears?


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(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:30, archived)

NO
bad
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:31, archived)

Why would you do that to us?
What have we done to you?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:33, archived)

Which fuckwit just scared off the noob?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:36, archived)

Was it me?
I just wrote 'ao' but then I went away for 5 minutes, so it could have been someone else?
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:37, archived)

I pointed out the filesize in a perfectly reasonable manner.
It was over 400k, maybe it will come back a bit smaller.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:38, archived)

Oh good, it wasn't me.
You utter bastard!

(400k? I can't believe I missed that!)
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:38, archived)

you must have a phat pipe or whatever the kids call it these days.

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)

only 2mb

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)

Actually, I never noticed it loading slowly, I'm just a git who checks filesizes.
I think the fact it was a slow-animating gif disguised the slow loading time.
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:44, archived)

Lets all hide.
And when he comes back, all jump out at once and shout "boo".
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)

Bagsy the store cupboard!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:43, archived)

GIMME BACK MY SON!

( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:04, archived)

why does noddy have a bell on his hat?

( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:06, archived)