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( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:40, archived)

If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise,
Bears! Bigguns!

/giving stupid feedback on eBay blog
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:42, archived)

is that a pearoast?

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:42, archived)

yep
and here's another

( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:43, archived)

I sang that,
made me happy even though my toes are going to be killed, I'm getting nervous.

Well done sire!
( Wiggledance is almost certainly tired, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:43, archived)

Toes?
They are going to fuck with your toes?

Why, you're just a baby.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:44, archived)

here


and the reply about amputation is the one that scared me..
( Wiggledance is almost certainly tired, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:49, archived)

Ah, why bother?
Do they hurt? My friend Muir had two extra thumbs and had them amputated and I never quite understood why.

He was awesome at Mortal Kombat.

It seems to me that you ought to wait until you have finished growing before you start lopping things off.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:54, archived)

its a constant suffocated type feeling
and they're getting progressively worse, apparently it's the worst the doctor had ever seen, that made me feel like I had achieved something during these 16 years :)
( Wiggledance is almost certainly tired, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:04, archived)

Smash 'em with a hammer
and eat the gore.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:11, archived)