Quick and seamy

Time for bed methinks.

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:58, archived)

Bridge?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:59, archived)

I haven't got a partner

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 1:59, archived)

Try Bridgebot 4000c

( MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:01, archived)

We can have a dummy hand.
Actually, I'd really like to be able to play bridge, it looks like an interesting game to play.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:02, archived)

Am currently learning but it confuses me greatly.
Not sure why I'm bothering really, noone (under 60) seems to play any more.
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:04, archived)

Just what I thought.
Not real.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:30, archived)

I do not get this.

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:05, archived)

Used to be my favourite joke when I was a nipper.
What's yellow and dangerous?
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:06, archived)

SIC!
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:08, archived)

GONORRHEA.
 
Ugh. I just learned a new word.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gleet
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:08, archived)

Especially of a hawk?
Yeah, 'cos that crops up all the fucking time!
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)

Gleetings!

( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:12, archived)

Excellent.
Gleek is one of my favourite words (definition 6)

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/gleek
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:13, archived)

i have a cd with a band named 'gleet' on it.
i rather like the song, too. play it now!

track 11.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:15, archived)

Urgh!
Good word!
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:19, archived)

Fucking hell *spangs self*
Can we all agree to put the rest of the joke in the alt text or image title properties?
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:11, archived)

i'm sort of in agreement.
although i do like trying to sort out what the joke is and sometimes it's good to have mysteries preserved.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:27, archived)

TOOOOOOOATS

( mofaha, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 2:37, archived)