What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?


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( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:05, archived)

abuse your wife.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:06, archived)

ho, ho, ho!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:06, archived)

Domestic abuse!!
YAAAAAY
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:07, archived)

This does not work for
me
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:07, archived)

Why not?

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:07, archived)

His girlfriend is a blackbelt.

( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:08, archived)

only to keep her belly from sucking me in during sex

( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:09, archived)

Have you seen this yet?
www.b3ta.com/links/The_world_s_BEST_EVER_tractor_fight
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:20, archived)

That is truly sublime.

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 4:10, archived)

Hahahaha
duly noted :)
( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 5:08, archived)

I believe domestic violence should be aimed at domestic staff...
the fucking peasants.
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:08, archived)

hit her harder then
whats the difference between a computer and my wife. i only have to punch information into a computer once.

hohoho.
/cunt mode
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:09, archived)

I read cunt mode to the tune of suck tales.
Cunt mode, ooh-ooh!
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:10, archived)

haha
now i do too. i'm going to bed and i won't be able to get that out of my mind
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:12, archived)