very poor


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(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:24, archived)

That reminds me of a long joke I heard
ages ago about tarmac... It ends with "You're a cyclepath!". That wasn't funny either.
( Pippa off home and away Do you you remember Flunffs?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:28, archived)

i simply could not be bothered
trying to remember what colour a cycle path is supposed to be.

in my town they're red, five miles up the road they're green.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:32, archived)

They are reds down here
The joke starts with two tarmacs going in to a bar. I fucking hate that joke.
( Pippa off home and away Do you you remember Flunffs?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:46, archived)

i hate both
cyclepaths and menthol, how lame?

then again,,, me, how lazy?
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 3:54, archived)