Compo


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(driverchris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:18, archived)

Clegg

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

What's in John Lennon's Coffin?
etc
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

I dunno
a skelleton? maybe the remains of a suit and a tape recorder in case he came up with one last tune?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)

ye joke of the age was
"two slugs and a dead beatle"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

*gets it now*

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

Goodun
missed that first time round
( Farmer Geddon Un-necessarily deferring to religious sensibilties, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

Never heard the 'two slugs' bit in previous tellings.
pfft.
( joefish Are we human - Or are we denser?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)

then compo it, muppet

i don't know what's up
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)

How
for the love of bob how?
(driverchris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)

where it says "this is a normal post"
bob
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)

as bob is my witless

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

if only bob would make my breakfast
as I can't personally be arsed
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

in one of the infinite parallel universes
entropy will make your breakfast
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

silly entropy!
you are so full of your self!

you should make breakfast, damn it!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

you just need more lube
*pushes harder*
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:25, archived)

country style!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:27, archived)

Ta!
thankee
(driverchris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

yay
that'll be ten quid
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

hit edit
select "use old form"
choose thingy from drop down menu
stick it up your arse
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

ticket to die

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)