ye joke of the age was
"two slugs and a dead beatle"
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)

*gets it now*

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:23, archived)

Goodun
missed that first time round
( Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)

Never heard the 'two slugs' bit in previous tellings.
pfft.
( joefish wonders if planting 3 trees offsets enough methane, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 9:41, archived)