My favouritest joke evar!


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)

heheheheh

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:39, archived)

You're getting off far too lightly today
*cunts you in the fuck*

'Ning board
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:44, archived)

'Ning SSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssss
Who's snake is this?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)

mine
*puts back in trousers*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)

watch it doesn't bite your cock

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)

Ouch!
*invenomnates*
*dies*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:49, archived)

Oh, then i think it has a puncture somewhere

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

here, blow it back up for me.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:49, archived)

thats ok, luckily I have this puncture repair kit
*glues shut*
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:51, archived)

ahh thats better.
wait.....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:52, archived)

Aaaaahhhhhhhhh

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:48, archived)

that's a shit zoo!
ha ha
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

a shin tzu
surely
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

I happen to think it's a very good one.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)

Classic
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( Pazuzu ... Thursday lock in's should be banned, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

you see i'm crap with jokes and will need every punch line explained
RIS?
EDIT: ahh shit zoo. ok.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:40, archived)

same here
I don't have any sort of memory.

Oh, Aphex has explained ^^
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:42, archived)

We're gonna see a lot of RIS before this compo ends

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

^ This
The whole damn thing is hurting my thoughtbox.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)

The whole compo is basically a long line of in-jokes
It would have been better if people included the joke at the bottom or in the alt text
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:45, archived)

Yep or even just making it a cheeky gif with the joke first and then the punchline on frame 2.

( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:45, archived)

^^^^THIS^^^^^

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:47, archived)

^this also
www.b3ta.com/board/6888723
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:54, archived)

*loads blunderbuss with a bucket of fresh RIS?*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:44, archived)

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed unexpected arse in the bagging area, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:43, archived)