And the one with water on the brain
My favourite joke ever!
(Elnicko Is self employed now !!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

RIS?
but phwoar!
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

I second that "phwoar"

(Colonel Dracula It's the only cheese guaranteed to please, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

Second world Phwoar
pfft
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

So was the second world phwoar over
after the krauts bombed pearl harbour?
(Colonel Dracula It's the only cheese guaranteed to please, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

?
RIS? what does that mean?
(Elnicko Is self employed now !!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

Really Ingenious Stuff

(Colonel Dracula It's the only cheese guaranteed to please, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

RIS
I thank you
(Elnicko Is self employed now !!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

it means i don't understand.
old morrisons joke thingy.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

Just messing
it means "I dont understand" and theres a backstory involving Morisons.
(Colonel Dracula It's the only cheese guaranteed to please, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

I love the way it looks like it should stand for something

( Keyboard Weasel stoasts, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

I also had
"Rampant Igguanadon Spunk", but that was going too far.
(Colonel Dracula It's the only cheese guaranteed to please, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

Oi!
I've told you...
*pokes*


*nifty edit*
( Monsieur Monster dreadless wonder..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

Understand we do not.
But it's alright, there's women in nowt but towels.
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

oi oi
*prods*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

oi oi
*is prodded*
( Captain Wow gonna eat your brains & gain your knowledge, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

yes it does

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

I think it's
Return in Seal
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

haha
Hello, I didn't like this CD it was a bit rubbish

I'm sorry sir we can't take it back, it's not in it's original packaging, you've clearly just shoved it up the arse of a small fluffy creature/celebrated black singer
( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

Don't we have any consumer rights any more!!!
:)
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

morons

( dragon drop what would douglas hurd do ?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

It's b3tan for
'I have no idea what this means'
( chenobble resist confectionary-based oppression, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

neeeece

((CapitalK) Emvee has a AutoBot Tattoo parp, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

This makes me do 3 lols.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

*fears*

( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

You should come over for dinner or a brew on night Sir Jones

((CapitalK) Emvee has a AutoBot Tattoo parp, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)

Aye why not?
you still owe me sex with your girlfriend
( emvee is being semi-productive - he produced a semi on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

!

( Sea Tramp having to reapply for own job, and is shit at it, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

For those that don't get it
The gag is.
Two retards, one has a hair lip, the other has water on the brain. After hours of the one with the hair lip making suggestions of various activities (Table tennis, swimmin g, football, anything you can think of really) and getting the excuse from the other of being unable to partake of any of the acitvities due to the condition of having water on the brain the one with the hair lips suggests a sauna. The one with the water on the brain agrees, and when they are in the suana after about 5 minutes the one with the hair lip says "It's fuckin' hot in here" to which the one with water on the brain whistles like an old fashioned stove top whistling kettle.

Straight to Hull for me !
(Elnicko Is self employed now !!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:09, archived)