And the one with water on the brain
My favourite joke ever!

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(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:58, archived)

RIS?
but phwoar!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

I second that "phwoar"

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:00, archived)

Second world Phwoar
pfft
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

So was the second world phwoar over
after the krauts bombed pearl harbour?
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

?
RIS? what does that mean?
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

Really Ingenious Stuff

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

RIS
I thank you
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

it means i don't understand.
old morrisons joke thingy.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

Just messing
it means "I dont understand" and theres a backstory involving Morisons.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

I love the way it looks like it should stand for something

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

I also had
"Rampant Igguanadon Spunk", but that was going too far.
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

Oi!
I've told you...
*pokes*


*nifty edit*
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

Understand we do not.
But it's alright, there's women in nowt but towels.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:01, archived)

oi oi
*prods*
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

oi oi
*is prodded*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

yes it does

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

I think it's
Return in Seal
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

haha
Hello, I didn't like this CD it was a bit rubbish

I'm sorry sir we can't take it back, it's not in it's original packaging, you've clearly just shoved it up the arse of a small fluffy creature/celebrated black singer
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:03, archived)

Don't we have any consumer rights any more!!!
:)
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

morons

( dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:02, archived)

It's b3tan for
'I have no idea what this means'
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:04, archived)

neeeece

(CapitalK wants you to shit your leg off!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:05, archived)

This makes me do 3 lols.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:06, archived)

*fears*

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

You should come over for dinner or a brew on night Sir Jones

(CapitalK wants you to shit your leg off!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:08, archived)

Aye why not?
you still owe me sex with your girlfriend
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:10, archived)

!

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:07, archived)

For those that don't get it
The gag is.
Two retards, one has a hair lip, the other has water on the brain. After hours of the one with the hair lip making suggestions of various activities (Table tennis, swimmin g, football, anything you can think of really) and getting the excuse from the other of being unable to partake of any of the acitvities due to the condition of having water on the brain the one with the hair lips suggests a sauna. The one with the water on the brain agrees, and when they are in the suana after about 5 minutes the one with the hair lip says "It's fuckin' hot in here" to which the one with water on the brain whistles like an old fashioned stove top whistling kettle.

Straight to Hull for me !
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:09, archived)