What's 4ft long and hates sex?


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:11, archived)

hahaha

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:12, archived)

Oh my God.
You're going to be eviscerated.

Not by me, you understand, I'm of the understanding that that joke's probably in our book.

Yeah you heard me, OUR book.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:13, archived)

eh?

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:13, archived)

B3ta book.
Unless you meant the evisceration bit, to which I refer to you to Lance's last thread, below. Oooooh, people were not all of the pleased.

I thought it was cleverly done.


Don't look if you're feeling sensitive though. Dead baby. Well, not really. Bloody good shoppery though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:16, archived)

this doesn't look like a corpse though

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:16, archived)

no
this one's alive.

How could it hate sex if it were dead?
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

that's awful
haha
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:14, archived)