"Say, Mr Rabbit, do you have any trouble with the shit sticking to your fur?"

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( Damocles ...all my troubles seemed so spam and cheese, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:18, archived)

I do not know this joke but something tells me I wish I did.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

Bear: say mr rabbit do you find shit sticks to your fur?
Rabbit: Why no
{see picture for punchline]
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

Because bear polishes his bottom as gaymos can't resist sparkly things?
There is only half truths in that.
( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

he just told it basically in the title

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

it's a really old one
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the forest, when the bear turns to the rabbit and asks:
"Hey, Mr Rabbit, do you have any trouble with the shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit says: "No, why do you ask?"
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.
( Damocles ...all my troubles seemed so spam and cheese, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

ROFLS I get it now. I get jokes and I'm not slow.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:23, archived)

Ahhh I get it now

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:25, archived)

I've never understood that. if shite doesn't stick to the rabbit
why is he wiping himself with it?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:27, archived)

No, the first line can also be read as
Mr rabbit, would you mind having shit stuck to your fur
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:29, archived)

meh.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:30, archived)

hahahaha
classic
( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

BAH HAH AHAHAHAHA
braw.
'Ning Nong all
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:20, archived)

'ningaling Dave

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:21, archived)

How te Devil Mr Weasel?
GUes who is going to his first bash at the End of March?
Clue: its me.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:22, archived)

Ooh, which bash are you headed to?
I want to get to one. The closest to me is baldmonkey's /talk boarders bash which will be awkward. /talk boarders being neolithic savages and all
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:34, archived)

there is no excuse to not go
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/7535
I'm coming down from jockland and spending many pennies before I even see a pint.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:37, archived)

haha!
I'll have try that.
I want a sparkling arse
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:24, archived)

Gaaahahaha awesome
One of my favorite jokes ever. Well done sir

*clicks*
(CK is rocking out near you (cosmologically speaking), Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:08, archived)