Acne doesn't come on your face till you are about 13!!(This is not a photo of me)


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(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

LOL ZITS ON A PICTURE

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:40, archived)

Why am I looking at your pubescent face?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

Oooooh dear.
You poor boy.


Eat some spinach.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

spinach makes your spunk taste bad
or am i thinking of asparagus?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

Asparagus.
Face it, spunk is never going to taste good. You meant 'makes your spunk taste WORSE'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)

truth be told
i've never tasted it and i'm never going to so i don't care
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

I wouldn't.
No point.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

Dear Dr. Carroll: I've heard people say that what a man eats can influence the taste of his semen. Is this really true?

Yes. The flavor and taste of a male's ejaculate varies from man to man and is strongly influenced by what a man eats. For example, the ejaculate of a man who smokes cigarettes or marijuana, and drinks coffee or alcohol is often bitter. A man who eats red meat, certain vegetables (such as spinach, asparagus or broccoli), chocolate, garlic or greasy foods often has a very sharp flavor to his ejaculate. And a mild to sweet ejaculate is often due to a vegetarian diet or one high in fruits (especially pineapple) and herbs such as peppermint, parsley or spearmint. A little experimentation with various foods could never hurt!

drjanellcarroll.com/content/your_questions
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

Lychees make it taste wonderful I've been told

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

Also no.
Slightly better, but still horrible.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:49, archived)

just tastes like salty porridge to me
this is why I don't eat porridge
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

Pile of piss.
My vegetarian ex drank a pint of pineapple juice a day, just for this reason.

I can without any doubt tell you it still tasted like Satan's arse vinegar.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

Are you arguing with Dr Carroll?
She's sucked more cocks than you've had hot dinners, I like to imagine.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:50, archived)

I am indeed.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

Why am I looking at your moon?

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:41, archived)

haha

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6891200
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

I know some guys in northampton so its tempting
but they leave on the 31st so I'd need a place to stay. What are your post bash plans?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:46, archived)

1/2 a mile for the pub is this place
www.ibishotel.com/ibis/fichehotel/gb/ibi/3657/fiche_hotel.shtml

soon as I get confermation of a lift from sheffield (after getting a 6 hour train to there)
I'll book a room.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:48, archived)

ouch, 47 quid is a bit steep
If I can get a floor to crash on I'll try make it
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)

think how I feel
I am teh poor student, and its my Birfday too
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)

Hmm, I'm sure we can find a front room to crash in

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)

I'm not traveling 400 miles to sleep on a floor though
I want a bed. and as I said my Birfday too so hopefully I'll be able to swindle some Cahs out of folks in cards.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:02, archived)

Alas 9 peeps are already sleeping at mine
so, it's a bit full here. :(

Can you not book a twin room and share?
/helpful
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)

how far is northampton from fareham?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

a little under 2 hours
hour and a half with my driving
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

oh christ and right before lunch too

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

This compo is shit.

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

'ning Muggles!

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)

That's you that is.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:43, archived)

*points to a bin*
That's your mum, that is.


I've got to stop saying that to people.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:45, archived)

History today rawked!
People get confused though when I tell them that M Khan is them too.
( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)