Whats got two thumbs and Fucks old ladies?


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( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:22, archived)

Hahaha!
And the Cheesiest Grin of the Day award goes to...

Laird David Gillespie!
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

crivvens
is that you?
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

yes I'm just up

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

ah
i was going to say you might want to lay off the heroin
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

Mindpiss!
www.b3ta.com/board/6891683
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

say it
say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it say it
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

I, like, totally said it

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

I've just noticed...
You've got the knuckliest knuckles EVAH!
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

ha ha
"knuckliest" makes me laugh
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

haha this^
Built-in dusters
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

yeah thats it

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

all the better for
erm i dunno
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

Laying me out cold with one punch at the Northampton bash?
*fears*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

Yeah Bitch
now buy me a pint and no spilling
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)

*drinks a bit from the top to prevent spilling*
What? You never said anything about that!
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

You'd better drink half, you can't take any chances
those things look sharp
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

*sharpens*
you booked your train ticket yet?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

I'd drive if I do go.
My folks live nearby. Can't stand trains anyhow, somehow they take longer than cars and cost twice as much
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

I was going to drive
but I hate having to park and shit, besides I can sleep on the train.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

thats it you're not getting any of my crisps

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

you remind me of a heroin addict that I once met

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

WHERE'S YOUR BLUE COAT?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:23, archived)

thats a different joke

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

But I likes it.
:-(
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

well I don't have a blue coat sorry
And as you can see I am a few cups of tea away from being legally awake
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:30, archived)

It's half 12 man!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

I am a Student
it might as well be 4am
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

I wish I was a student.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

I said that one day in my office back when I was 21.
Look at me now, living the dream
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6891621
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

You look like a lesbian friend of mine on that pic

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

I was going to say that he reminds me of a heroin addict that I once met
But it sounded mean, so I didn't.
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

fuck it
look what i said up there
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:26, archived)

We've got to stop posting at the same time
Its getting confusing
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:27, archived)

You two are the same person AICMFP

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:28, archived)

So we really had a threesome the other night then?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

it is a bit
ooh what will you be saying to me up there?

BURMAH!
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:29, archived)

Don't panic.
( cwfooooooooooooooooooot shitty pixel waster, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

haha

( Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:24, archived)

That's you that is.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:25, archived)

I'm betting
that when you got up this morning you didn't count on being compared to a junkie lezzer
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

haha this^

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

Hahaha.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

Funny you should say that
That was totally the look I was going for this morning.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)