Meh...text...picture...lazy.


Edit: I did say lazy didn't I,typo fixed.

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(I-boy6655321, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:31, archived)

i'll drown her in the lake

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:32, archived)

i'll watch for the police for you

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

the lake spunk
( Carlossus - Fable 2 ate my Mrs., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:34, archived)

ive got some bricks you could use

( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)

she's got some bricks too.
At the bottom of those two bin bags.



No, wait- sorry, that's her tits.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

wow
her face is the same colour as a brick to
( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

I know where there's a lake
/desperate to help
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

Ricki?

/bianca blog
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

no one's done the
"face down in ricki lake" punchline yet then?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

No,
but feel free.

[Would.]
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

no, i'm swearing off this week's compo
after one pretty poor attempt
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

incidentally
you're a mere handful of posts away from 33333 posts
( Milkman Dan, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:37, archived)

then i shall have to take a picture of me naked then
back after lunch.

5
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

Take her what now?

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

right

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)

She makes me want to peel my eyes so I don't have to look at her any more.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)

Who is she?
/old-man-out-of-touch-with-the-yoof blog
(TwistedLucidity is a forgetful turd, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:39, archived)

Jodie Marsh
Page 3 'stunna' and overall chav cunt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

Oh
:-|
(TwistedLucidity is a forgetful turd, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:43, archived)

Jodie Marsh...or...
well known essex girl, for purpose of post.
(I-boy6655321, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

#break her nose off and throw her in the lake#
*kate bush dances*
( mr spoons, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)

argh Essex bird jokes piss me off
because i am from Essex
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:40, archived)

Sorry
!
(I-boy6655321, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)

bizzare-nosed freak near a large body of water?

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:41, archived)

?

( fross Read your email on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:42, archived)