Just wait until I get these fancy pyjamas off.....


Apologies if bindun.

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:45, archived)

I know this one!

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:47, archived)

'ning :)

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

'ning droogles!
How're you this fine day?
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

Busybusybusy :(
Schoopid work
Just popped in for a quick skive like. How art thou?
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)

I'm not too bad
Weighing up the pros and cons of trying to get to the northampton bash. I swear its going to be more complicated to Frodo's trip to mt.doom
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:55, archived)

It's dangerous to go alone!
Here, take this


( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:01, archived)

I'l help
Pros: Beer and B3tans
Cons: no kittens
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)

I don't
but I find the concept amusing nonetheless
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

'ning from earlier btw!
I think i'll give b3ta a miss until next Wednesday.

WHEN OH WHEN WILL WE GET A SEPERATE BOARD FOR COMPO ENTRIES!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)

It would be nice to filter the compo entries sometimes

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

This post is in accordance with my thoughts

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:08, archived)

Can someone on the board translate these compo entries for me?
I don't know any jokes :(
And I am slow of wit *belms*
( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

i think this is something like
a guy finds an octopus wrapped round a bagpipe and says "how are you getting on playing that?"
and the octopus replies "play it? i'm trying to have sex with it!"
( fross Read your email on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

*penny drops*

( Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:52, archived)

Ho hum...
A Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.
Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.
Another guy comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis.
This guy pays his £50.
Then a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.
"Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? I’m going to fuck it as soon as I figure out how to get these fancy pyjamas off..."
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

arf!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

He he
I haven't heard that one in years
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

is it just me
or is the board shit today?
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:48, archived)

I did miss
your unique mix of charm and sunshine
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:50, archived)

just you
I've had a fair few giggles so far
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:51, archived)

my point
just the morons then
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:53, archived)

ooh you smooth talker you
Didn't you write "How to win Friends and Influence people"?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:56, archived)

hahahaha nice!
 
( fross Read your email on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 12:49, archived)