*Bops reader with bladder on a stick*
*retires to cupboard under stairs to weep silently*


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)

Hooray, I get this one!
Nice work sir =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

The ta to ya.
Just think, there'll be a whole bloody week of this. My palms are stubbly already.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

Haha.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)

ME IN MY LUCKY BLUE COAT

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)

It does, doesn't it?

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

WELL, I'M SLEEPING WITH MY SISTER!!1

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)

Winnar.

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)

IF YOU GIVE ME THE BAG I'LL COME IN YOUR MOUTH!!1

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

RIS?

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

O_o
Man says to little boy "If I give you a sweet will you come in my car?" and the boy says...
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

Thats a new one on me

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)

you MUST know the joke that punchline is from

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)

God-bothering poor man's Elvis?

( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)

bah I'm getting a redex
someone re-host?
or tell me what it is through interprative Dance
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)

*dances an evocation of Cliff Richard with a seagull on his head*
*resumes weeping in cupboard*
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)

In James Cupboard?

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

Not yet, but he's taking me to meet his folks next week.
Tearful buggery will inevitably follow.

Happy now?
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)

your canon pic just made me piss myself

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)

What, this one?
/gratuitous pearost blog

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)

arf

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

Haha!
*would click if I could*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:33, archived)

^this
fnar fnar
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:35, archived)

*Does Happy Dance*

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)

*Wiggles*
*Gyrates*
*pogos*
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)

ha ha
its all so clear to me
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)

yay... Lunchees!

( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)

heh

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)

redexing for me >.<

( Tosh and Becks, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:44, archived)

I'm not even seeing a redex
n00b
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)