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From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:41, archived)

UnderlayUnderlay!
Sorry, I just rarely get these.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:42, archived)

very good
and I thought it would be too obtuse
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:43, archived)

obtuse?
la-de-da
:)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

sorry..
esoteric?

appreciated solely by the cognicenti?
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

bloody foreigners and they're funny talks.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

get much scanning done?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:45, archived)

Last night?
No, nothing. In between cooking dinner, getting back at 7pm and sorting some other things out, no.

And no, I can't scan tonight as I have band practice.

You're keen. Most people have to wait at least a month for a design due to meworking full time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

event horizon reference?

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:46, archived)

What a cracking fillum that was.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:47, archived)

it were rubbish!
and i don't like horror flicks...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:48, archived)

That'll be why you didn't like it, son.
And anyway, you shouldn't have been watching it, what certificate is it? 15? 18?

You're only like 2 days old!

I'm a terrible father, letting my son watch these films...

*weeps bitter tears*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

My parents let me watch the exorcist when I was very young.
And Beetlejuice, but that's funny.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

heh
I wasn't even allowed to watch ITV
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

well, it IS crap.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

don't cry dad look i drew you a picture
:o)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

Aw...
*sniffles*

*smiles bravely*

That's my boy that is.

Oh by the way, about that thirty quid you asked me for earlier? No.
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

not to worry dad. you're the boss and lord of the house. :)
cunt
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

Haha, that made me do a real lol =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)

it was ok
i saw it pissed, at a midnight showing, and didn't know it was a horror film

it shat me right up

i saw it later, sober, and wasn't that bothered
( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:49, archived)

It's one of my favourites
I know it's a bit shit, but I love it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:50, archived)

it's ok
i own a copy, you know for shits and giggles
( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

:D I own lots of shit
Rabid Grannies, anyone? Visionaries?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:52, archived)

every single one of my films is the bestest!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

What's the rest of the joke for this punchline?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

okay
what does a mexican have under his carpet?
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)