the old ones are the shittiest ones


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(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:51, archived)

teehee

( mictoboy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

It's supposed to be jokes, not Coldplay songs.
This is "Because it was all Yellow" isn't it?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)

sadly
not a cigar scenario
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

:/
www.b3ta.com/board/6888886
( Mousing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)

or the title

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

oh poo
okay - why was the Enterprise brown?
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

hahaha

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

it was that
or the old "they both wipe klingons from the surface of Uranus" joke
(clut, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

I agree

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

hmm
eyedontgettit
( tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)

shatner shoulder maybe?

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

Me neither...

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

why is uhura black
?
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

sadly
RIS
( Pope Yoda Secretly set the great B3ta fire of '08, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

Have you shopped in a beergut?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

I was wondering that.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

If anything that beer gut has been digitally reduced

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
That is all.
( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

=)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)

Now that is pure win right there.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
( le brian ..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)

Shirley you mean
www.khaaan.com
( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)

That is pure undistilled genius in the URL right there

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)

I donno, that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wiki entry had me in stiches
*edit* uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)

that was good too
you seen uncyclopedia too?
its just a lot of nonsense
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)

lot of
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)

Me too but then so did the shatman ones and just about all of uncylcopedia.

( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)

I've been hypnotised by the sleeve braiding

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)

Ah, I've just got it =)
Why is Uhura brown?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)

POO!!!!!!!!!

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)