Apples are easier to represent than the Swiss


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

( divy, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)

How do you get a Swiss person down a hill quickly?
Toblerone!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)

mmm toblerone
stop distracting me with chocolate you sexy beast and tell me the punchline
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)

maltesers

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)

I'll tell you the punchline if you show me your knickers

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)

You can have my willing arse
if you tell me today's treasure hunt answer.
Did anyone get it? Am I being thick?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:23, archived)

I'm not sure if I got it or not
got all the other though I think
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:24, archived)

I think I did....

(this week i am mostly - busy hooking, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

start a fight at the top.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)

....next time put the potato down the
put the potato down the front of your swimming trunks.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)

*comedy french horns*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)