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( Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:30, archived)

nope
more shit
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:33, archived)

In all the time you've been on here talking shit
I've only ever seen you post one image that I thought was any good. That's a bad ratio in my opinion.
( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:34, archived)

yep
you obviously have a bad taste ratio

or maybe you're just a muppet?
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)

That's a possiblity
but I think it's more likely that you're a cunt. That seemed to be the consensus last time this question came up.
( mofaha : life during wartime, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)

Think I'm with you on that opinion, sir

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)

cunt = no
honest = yes
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)

You have large thighs.

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

Yes indeed, oh, hang on - I've got the photo upside down...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:40, archived)

LOL
so does everyone underwater, the lens effect

muppet!
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)

Thunderthighs

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)

Strapping thighs does not a numpty make.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

Doesn't that only work if the camera is outside the water?
refraction and all that
( Stilton Cheesewright, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

You can still be an honest cunt

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

here's a novel idea
if you don't like something

why not just not post?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:40, archived)

because someone has to tell it like it is
btw how do I get involved with your B3ta book idea?
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

The clue's in his sig
do keep up!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)

Go here:
www.b3ta.com/book/
( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)

glass houses.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:44, archived)

I agree with this

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

seconded

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:48, archived)

Who are you?

( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)

let's see your image then.....
( Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:35, archived)

how about this for an idea
rather than posting shit I just don't post until I have a good idea
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)

Like your hilarious Gary Glitter 'gem'?
Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/5351656
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)

arf!
nice profile btw ;)
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:43, archived)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha
Real life LOL
( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

^this^

( Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

HA HA HAHA

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:55, archived)

And shut the fuck up
until you've got something decent to say too.
( Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:40, archived)

how about this for an idea
rather than just posting "That's Shit" or "More shit"

don't post anything and cock off
( Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

how about you just shut your pie hole altogether?

( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:41, archived)

*sniff sniff*
Can one else smell menstrual blood?
(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:45, archived)

*licks*
MMMMMMM IRON
( SexFace! will be dead soon enough, don't worry!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:46, archived)

Disgusting, but VERY VERY funny!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:51, archived)

I sense a disturbance in the force
a ban was lifted, but that may not last too long.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:36, archived)

Pfft!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:42, archived)

go on then
you do better
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)

What a jolly japester you are, and no mistake

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:37, archived)

TRRRRROLLLLLLLLLLL

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:38, archived)