What's green and turns red at the flick of a switch?


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:52, archived)

woo

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:53, archived)

Cheers
don't mind if i do
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)

TOOOODES!
Mwaaarda dem!

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:54, archived)

like it!

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)

But you really dislike todes, hmm?

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

My cyborg martian's cock?
Woo to you sweet noob. You shall have 0 flamings.
( The Doctor, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)

thank john woo for that!

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:56, archived)

It's good you don't like Preston.
You're not Simon Amstell are you?

Because I find myself loving him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

I'm not Simon Amstell
I wish my second name was a beer though.
(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

I wish my second name inspired people to give me tenners on demand.
Like some kind of hypnotic suggestion tool.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

If being Simon Amstell is what it takes to get your love

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

Then....?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

I dont know. I thought about trying to be Simon Amstell
But could quite bring myself to it
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:07, archived)

11p is all it takes
anything else is just chocolate
(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

11p?!
Fuck off.


_{at least 25p}
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)

Is that not driving inflation up a bit uncessarily?

(jagathewise, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:04, archived)

Yup. That Bank of England thing is all my fault.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

1st titter of this compo!
Woo


( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

*watches it for 2 hours*
That's fantastic, you don't even have to go to a Quo concert now!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:58, archived)

hehehe
I took the photos myself at my 4th or 5th Quo concert!
*shames*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:05, archived)

:O

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:14, archived)

nice
i was wondering when that would show up.

have a big woo
( KingDeanus spanking the monley till it bleeds, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:57, archived)

Dixon Bawls in his green and red reversible coat?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)