An oldy but a goodie

One for the compo.

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 14:59, archived)

Needs more door with number 999

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

^ this

( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:11, archived)

I'm saying nothing
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahaha
that's the spirit
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:01, archived)

Hehehe
I'm warming to you a little more.
( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

everybody admits I was right
eventually
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:06, archived)

Now hang on just a cotton picking minute...

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:08, archived)

gobshite

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:12, archived)

Ah, that's a great joke, that.
One of my favourites.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:02, archived)

See also
this
(Astatine, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)

You wouldn't want to burgle
a house in that road. Rozzers everywhere.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)