whats red and sits in the corner.... (yes i know im a sick minded bastard)


From the Punchlines challenge. See all 504 entries (closed)

(Tranny G was a badger, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)

Read?

( The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:37, archived)

Sometimes during a massive poo.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:39, archived)

What's blue and fucks grannies?

uncensored

Sick joke book entry reposted in a fit of pique.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:40, archived)

Hahaha.

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:40, archived)

arf!

(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:41, archived)

With any luck, the long arm of the law.

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6892960
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:44, archived)

Hull Constabulary ere.

( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)

oh christ!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)

Lookey likey?
Is that meant to look like the Queen?
( robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:05, archived)

nah
she was just on the first page of a google for granny
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)

yes
it's a picture of a punchline
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:41, archived)

*slow claps*

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:41, archived)

and you're a thread-deleting moron

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:42, archived)

do you just wait for me to post?
my troll sense is tingling
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:43, archived)

It's all I live for

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)

is your sense of fun sitting around on a board telling people they're shit?
most people come here to get away from work, have a laugh, enjoy themselves. you seem intent on simply bringing people down with endless put-downs and criticisms.

by all means help make the board better, but judging by the reactions lately, i think that most people would rather you weren't here.
( fross Read your email on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)

I agree
most people come here to get away from work, have a laugh, enjoy themselves. but the board is a load of shit right now, somebody has to say so. Normally it is excellent and i'm the first to say so. If noone says its shit and is honest PEOPLE WILL JUST THINK ANY OLD TOSS IS GOOD ENOUGH and PUSH THE RARE GOOD POSTS OFF

gettit?
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)

*tosses*
*glees*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)

You don't really get the idea of this place do you?
People post images. If people like it they say something. If they don't they don't say anything. People like you are the annoying idiots who put the others off joining in and having ago.
( cooler_king http://www.flickr.com/photos/_russ_/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:57, archived)

Your being aggressive and rude about it doesn't help the board, it just pisses people off, causes arguments, and probably makes people less likely to post because they don't like a hostile atmosphere.

The atmosphere of b3ta is more important than the quality of the posts. And you're making that worse, more so than some noob cdc is dragging down the quality of the art.
( fross Read your email on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)

agree

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:07, archived)

ahem
from the FAQs:
'Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.'
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:04, archived)

I suggest you spaz back (quite far)
There is a history with this one.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)